doug
the crooked one. the wonky one. the doge that forgot how to doge.
who is doug?
doug is a doge that got drawn at seven in the morning by a kid who could not really hold the marker yet. one ear taller than the other. one eye stuck a bit too high. the smile painted in two strokes that did not agree with each other.
he is the chief crooked officer of the wonky character council. doug does not align to any grid. doug does not snap to pixels. doug refuses the bezier curve.
he sits in the meme rotunda of badly drawn legends, somewhere between the hand drawn frog and the lopsided cat, smiling at you in a way that is almost a smile but not quite.
the wonky lore
- doug was traced over a juice box stain.
- doug ran out of brown crayon halfway through.
- doug never had a ruler in his life.
- doug invented a new geometry where every line bends a little.
- doug is on chain because the fridge ran out of magnets.
traits
crooked
wonky
handmade
off centre
not symmetrical
refuses grid
kindergarten energy
marker only
how to buy
- 1. get a wallet that handles solana. phantom works.
- 2. put some sol in it. not a lot. not a little. somewhere wonky.
- 3. copy the contract from the buy button up there.
- 4. paste it into your favourite swap and pick $doug.
- 5. hold doug. doug holds you back. badly. but he tries.